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PostSubject: J for Jokes   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:37 am

Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jaata tha. Dost ke bache use chacha-chacha kehte the, to use bada

achcha lagta tha. Achcanak ek din bache mama-mama bolne lage. Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ? Bachon

ne saaf kiya ki jab aap aa rahe he, to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai !!
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PostSubject: J for Jokes   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:39 am

Bhikaari : Sahab 6 rupaye de dijiye
Aadmi : Kyon ??
Bhikaari : Sahab, chai peeni hai
Aadmi : Ek chai to 3 rupaye ki aati hai, phit tumhe 6 rupaye kyon chahiye??
Bhikaari : Sahab, saath mein girlfriend bhi hai.
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PostSubject: J for Jokes   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:39 am

Pitaa (Sonu Se) : Kya le jaa rahe ho beta ?
Sonu : Marksheet
Pitaa : Kaise number hai ??
Sonu : math mein 2, science mein 4,history mein 5
Pitaa(ghusse se) : Gadhe kahin ke jab min padhtaa tha to class min sabse achche number laata tha.
Sonu : Aap hi ki marksheet hai, almaari mein rakhne jaa raha hoon.
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PostSubject: J for Jokes   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:40 am


Ek teacher bachon ko history padha rahe the aur keh rahe the : ganga himalaya se nikalti hai aur uttar pradesh mein jaa kar ruk jaati hai.
Bagal se gujar rahe principal ne suna to kaha : Students ko ye kya bata rahe hain??
Ganga to bangal ki khadi mein jaakar milti hai.
Teacher bole : Fikr mat kijiye, jab mujhe puri tankhwa mil jaayegi to bangal ki khadi tak bhi pahunch jaayegi.
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PostSubject: Re: J for Jokes   Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:15 am

babu yaar nice jokes yaar mugy Site batao kahan sa yeh aap jokes Crack krthen hen???? What?
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